Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people. And guns kill zombies.

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

DAY ONE TIP: Do NOT attempt to go get food


Do not go out stealing food from the stores just yet. If the zombie apocalypse turns out to be controlled quickly, or even just a hoax, you may get arrested over a stupid theft. Not only that, but on the first day you will always have Nervous Nellys or Hot Head Charlies freaking out at the stores. Those people will bring guns to the supermarket, shooting their way through the panicking stampede. If you went there on the first day you may get killed from the chaos of the crowd, either trampled to death or shot. Even if you managed to get some food to your vehicle, the parking lots will soon be jammed, and there will be no way out. Don't go to convenient/small food stores either; most of the small places may have guns behind the counter. They won't be letting anybody in, and won't be sympathetic to your needs. Also, with a large group of people, there way be an infected amung them who could potentially infect YOU. Avoid food stores for the first two days. After that you can grab remainders, or even find food off people who didn't make it past the parking lot.  

4 comments:

  1. Smart. I'll be sure to stay away from large, crowded places, it's logical that they would attract at least a few infected individuals. Any tips for food rationing in Apocalypse prep?

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  3. But groceery shoping is very methodic, I don't know how I would ever survive a zombie apocalyspe without the absolute peace and comfort strolling down the aisles of a Zehrs brings me. Goodness gracious

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  4. If i got arrested for stealing food after a zombie apocalypse it would probably be the least of my worries.

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