The first thing you do when you know this is the apocalypse
is for you to go home. Doesn't matter where you are, school, work, the gym, or
at the mall (especially if you're at the mall), you go home ASAP. You need to
regroup with your family. Not all of them, just family you live with or live
close to you. Once all your family members meet back at home, grab the phone
and start making some calls. One person calls family, and another calls
friends. The person calling family asks how the outbreak is happening in their
area, telling them to stay put and you will all meet up together later. The
person calling friends, is only calling close friends. Friends you want in your
survival group, people you can trust. People who won't abandon you during a
zombie attack. But not many; 2-3 people maximum. The more people, the more
different opinions, the more arguments, the more mouths to feed, the more fuel
burnt traveling on the road, etc. BUT
you will need several hands to hold down a fort, so don't be completely alone.During the Zombie apocalypse, there are 3 types of people: Those who stay in the city killing zombies, awaiting rescue. Those who isolate themselves in the country, knowing no help is coming and the dead. This blog will provide tips on: how to survive the outbreak, how/where to establish a base camp, how to kill zombies/deal with an infected member of the group, weapons to use and how to modify vehicles to Kick Zombie Ass. Be ready when the brain dead, flesh eating zombies come to attack YOU.
Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people. And guns kill zombies.
Wednesday, 3 October 2012
Step One
The first thing you do when you know this is the apocalypse
is for you to go home. Doesn't matter where you are, school, work, the gym, or
at the mall (especially if you're at the mall), you go home ASAP. You need to
regroup with your family. Not all of them, just family you live with or live
close to you. Once all your family members meet back at home, grab the phone
and start making some calls. One person calls family, and another calls
friends. The person calling family asks how the outbreak is happening in their
area, telling them to stay put and you will all meet up together later. The
person calling friends, is only calling close friends. Friends you want in your
survival group, people you can trust. People who won't abandon you during a
zombie attack. But not many; 2-3 people maximum. The more people, the more
different opinions, the more arguments, the more mouths to feed, the more fuel
burnt traveling on the road, etc. BUT
you will need several hands to hold down a fort, so don't be completely alone.
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I'm pretty sure this is one of my favourite blogs on here. The posts are so funny, and who knows they might turn out useful sometime! Funny thing is, I actually dreamt that we had a zombie apocalypse last night. Keep up the good work, I can't wait to read more.
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