Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people. And guns kill zombies.

Wednesday, 12 December 2012

STEP FOURTEEN

In this step, you will be going out. So get your bad-ass outfit on, sharpen your knives, reload your guns, and prepare to kick zombie ass. This is perhaps the fourth or fifth day of the dead walking about killing your neighbours. So there will be more of them. There will also be more dim witted, scared shit-less people running around with no plan, making a big kafuffle for no reason.  But over time, the ratio to idiotic survivors to zombies will tip in the favour of zombies. So be on high alert at all times.

For this step, you are going down to the pawn shop. This step only matter if there are any in your area left that haven’t been completely robbed. Even if there are a few that look empty, get out and take a look anyways.

A pawn shop will probably be the best place to hide out for a zombie invasion; be careful when you enter. If you see a lot of blood or bodies by the front doors, do not go in. If the place looks deserted, but with unbroken windows, chances are someone has already claimed the pawn shop. DO NOT go in. The pawn shop has everything from sharp cymbals to fully functional guns. So who ever is inside, is deadly and won’t take kindly to strangers.

If the pawn shop looks like people have broken in, proceed with caution. Go in quietly with your group. Most of it will be taken, yes, but remember to think outside the box. There will probably be old knives, pens, shields, helmets, etc. Remember that anything can be a weapon. So take what you can. Check every inch of the store before leaving.

Hopefully you now have enough weapons and food to survive a little while.  

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