Guns don't kill people. Zombies kill people. And guns kill zombies.

Wednesday, 7 November 2012

STEP EIGHT: AUTO SHOP

After dropping off what you can from the hardware store, get your BAD ASS outfit on the day is not over. If you don’t have a BAD ASS outfit yet, put that on your “To Do” list.

Now that you’ve geared up and hit the road, drive to a local auto repair shop. There you will find valuable items, such as car parts. It seems like a dumb idea, but eventually, you WILL need them and they won't be around forever. Also, car parts make really good weapons (mostly). You can find spare tires, car batteries, oil, manuals/instructions to fix certain parts, tools, car ordainments, etc. Stereotypically, car mechanics carry around guns: so if you’re lucky, you may just find one! If you’re really lucky, there might even be a working car lying around. Since this is only day two, and your phone still has service/power, you can Google “how to hot wire a car”. Or save yourself some time, and hot wire the tow truck the auto repair shop most likely has, and tow the car along. Now you got two extra vehicles; a car, and a heavy tow truck that will come in great use for running over masses of zombies.

Gather what you can, but be careful of other people with the same intentions.

Once finished, go back to base to drop off your newly found gear. If it’s too late, or maybe you’ve had a lot of encounters with other people and you need a rest, take the night off. If you and your group are up for it, go right to the next step: “Step 8”.

4 comments:

  1. Any idea where I can a find tank? :P

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  2. An Army Surplus store? In the latter days of the zombie infested world, tanks will be left behind in big cities by killed army dudes! So hang in until the dead kill those guys off! Then go and take one!

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  3. This blog is too funny, and insanely realistic. Honestly reading it I feel like you've already been there, done that when it comes to a zombie apocalypse and now you're just sharing your knowledge hahah! Keep it up!

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